27.8.09

23.1.09

New handy iPhone app.

It's called Quad Cam, and admitedly, it's pretty sweet. It's like an old kids camera, but instead make the ordinary kind of artsy. And if you're a wanna-be creative au natural like myself, then it's worth way more than the $1.99 it costs.

Please almighty interweb hipsters, accept me as one of your own.

Anyway, this is just the street. But pretty.

1.11.08

On yeah, Happy Halloween (if only a day late.)

So I realized, even though I just blogged all over your new shoes, that I didn't mention anything about Halloween...hallowed by they beloved to so many...especially my two readers. So here's a couple Halloween things...which actually has inspired me to start a new "regular section" of my blog. I'll call it "vicariously through you." and will be all about things you should bye, since I can't.

Maybe it will end up being a way for me to exercise my consumer demons...or else it'll just become a laundry list of the things I lust over.

So, introduction "vicariously through you."




1. I stole this from my friend Alli 'cause they rock my world and if I didn't just by the Adele tickets and wasn't going to Mexico, I'd be all over 'em.You can get them here. It's site called "Charles and Marie" and I want everything there. They cater to all walks of life, including those with an odd baby doll fetish like me.






2. This is an essential this fall and winter for every man. No, I don't have it and I probably won't get it...but I and you should have it. And make sure you get it in Heather Grey. That's what makes it essential and classic. Other twists, while wonderful and beautiful, will simply make it out of season next season. You can get it here. It's a little store called American Apparel. If you don't know what that is a) you live in a rural area (including major metro suburbs) b) you haven't ever bought a concert t-shirt and c) you'll have no idea what my Halloween costume is. BTdubbs, look for drunken posts of that later tonight here.





3. I had actually been describing this as "Two moose-like antlers put together as a sculpture" but apparently it's some sort of tree thing. Gee, good thing I'm a writer. Get it here. Don't be surprised when you click on the site and it's Target." I know, it's even pretty cool for them.






4. These kick ass serving trays are awesome...and completely trendy right now. The usage of fleur de lis type patterns blended with friendly woodsy creatures totally makes me hungry for some spicy walnuts or truffle infused air boxes. Get them here, which is this awesome little gift store in Madison, WI. And while I've never been to Madison and heard only good things, this place would surely be my real reason for going...if I ever do.


Okay, so there's four things I want right now...other than a raise and a stop to my hair's thinning. But a boy can dream, right?
No?
Oh, okay.

Shit. Four months? Seriously?

"WTF?" You must've all been thinking.

Where the funk have I been?

I have no excuses. Ever since the inspiration level of my workplace dived like a Russian Cold War nuclear sub, I've found it hard to write at all. Not that the words ever flowed so freely, but at least they flowed a little more frequently. I've had ideas since then..."Write a book in a Month starting today...no. Make a wooden sculpture....no. Choreograph a dance to T.I.'s "Whatever you like."...no.

And honestly I'm still not much inspired to write something now. But this is my blog, and you - my two dear readers who are surely automated signals from Taiwan - deserve to have something to fake read.

A lot has happened in the world since last June.

I got my replacement iPhone after accidentally waiting for six hours at the beginning of July. And it rocks. I think this should be the start of me starting my mobile upload shit. Gotta figure out how to do that again.

I am in this line somewhere. It's ridiculous...this is the game I was playing:

"I've been in line 3 hours...I'll be to the front soon."
"It's been 4 hours. It has to move soon."
"Five hours. Almost there."
"Five hours fifteen minutes. If I leave, the line will start moving."
"Crap...what do you mean because I have ATT bundled billing I won't be able to activate it. Fuck you."
"Oh God, I accidentally just skipped work."
"Oh God, I can see it from here."
"Oh God, I can't wait to go home and turn it on."
"Oh God, McDonalds."
"Yes!"



And then there's the Dark Knight to come out shortly after...can you believe it? $992,267,331 gross total so far. And they're to re-release it come January for the Oscars (in hopes of some nominations.)

And music? I'd venture to say that a few discs came out that I managed to listen to over and over through the summer. Check these videos and the Albums they came off:



"From "In Ghost Colours" spelled with a u, 'cause they're from down under.

I was fortunate to see them at both Pitchfork and Metro (with the Presets, who rock my work, fyi.)



Strangers In The Wind - Cut Copy

1 Feel The Love - Cut Copy

And then there's the lovely Adele, a slightly chunky chic from our friends across the Pond. If you don't have this CD yet, you're dumb. It's like Amy Winehouse, only not trashy, drunk or with hypodermic needles stuck in her arm.



from "19".

Crazy For You - Adele

Right As Rain - Adele

and finally:



from "Partie Traumatic".

Im Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids

I was lucky enough to see these guys, too, at Lollapalooza. And I'd say they were one of my favorites there.



Those three discs entertained me pretty much all summer, with some other added stuff tossed in here and there of course.

And while music is my general obsession most of the time, the election surely took over my passions for the past...err...four months. I'm pretty sure our economy took a turn for the worse in the last few months because instead of working, people were paying attention to the election.

I must say that Palin has been a game changer. By "game changer" I mean I went from initially thinking that McCain was a sneaky devil by picking her to a complete fucktard once I learned more about her. But God has a purpose for everything, and I do believe this was it:



and maybe this:

palinaspresident.com

But it couldn't have been all for fun right? Hopefully more than five of us read of McCain's spoiled upbringing and temper and Sarah's far-right-religious mindset as well as their scare-tactics of accusing Obama of being a terrorist or Socialist or unfit to be leader. Hopefully there's enough of us.

And soon, we're gonna find out.

Yes, it was an awesome summer. Yes, it felt like fall arrived in June and stayed until, well, fall. But it's time to move on.

And truly, this coming Tuesday will tell us, and the world, if we're going to (and not just because it's my friend Kelly's birthday.)

As for the next few months...I have a lil' trip to Mexico to look forward to the day after the election. Hopefully I'll want to return.

And then I'm hosting Thanksgiving. Hopefully it won't turn out a disaster.

And then there's the most wonderful time of the year. Hopefully this will be the best one yet.

Until my next entry...hopefully this week before I leave...

If I tell you I love you, will you vote Obama? Okay then. I love you.

30.6.08

The summer so far...

For reasons both explained and unexplainable, I will say that this summer is shaping up to be damn good so far.
First off, beyond Obama taking hits from every which way and deflecting them like a pro , the sun is shining with nice rainstorms in between and the giant science project that may or may not create a massive black whole and swallow earth won't be booted up until August. Until then, let's make it a good one.
A big reason so far for such happiness is the folks at Pixar. Wall-E was yet another masterpiece from the guys in California and God Bless 'em. It's been a long time since my heart has been broken this much in a movie and WALL-E is certainly one of the most lovable Characters Disney has released since "Kitty" in Monster's inc. I'm sure you've seen the trailer, but in case you missed it, enjoy.

Some haven't been to convinced by the trailer, but I sware it's amazing. Easily one of Pixar's best (if not the best.) And you'd have to be totally dead inside to not enjoy it a bit. Even my boss, though a lover of all things Pixar wasn't initially impressed, went and saw it. He e-mailed me Friday night with this to say:
Subject: Spoiler Alert
Body: Wall-E possibly the best movie of all time.
So there you are. While I'm not sure I can go that far (that's a pretty big statement) it is that amazing.
Of course, stay tuned 'til July 16th when the Dark Knight finally gets its wide release. This may be one of the best summers for movies in a long time.
On the music front, dance is enjoying a fine moment. A little over a week ago I was watching some TV and saw an ad for Bally's (gym.) It starred the Pussycat Dolls and the song that they sang was from their forthcoming album. It's called "When I grow up" and while I'm usually the last to endorse such pop-blasphemy, it's fucking catchy.
When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls
So I thought the battle had been lost - that we had received the best dance/pop song for the summer. Oh, I was wrong.
Last tuesday I was listening to Virgin Radio UK online and came across a little song called "Dance Wiv Me" by Dizzee Rascal feat. Calvin Harris. Holy shit. This song is the shit. I, despite not being a total hip-hop fan immeadiately fell in love with the tune (though probably more thanks to Calivn Harris Future-Disco Funk backdrop.) It's not out in the states just yet, but hopefully you'll be hearing on the radio soon. Enjoy it. Love it. And shake your ass as much as possible to it.
Dance For Me - Dizzee Rascal ft. Calvin Harris
For now, since I should probably try to do some work...I'm singing out. But may the best of pop culture be wiv you.

4.6.08

p.s. - Fuck Yeah! Let's go to washington!

My god, my god...why have I forsaken this blog.

My apologies to the two automated search engines that "read" my blog looking for advertising opportunities, but it has been a very, very long time since I've thrown up all over the internet (aka blogged.)

Not a whole lot is new to report in my online world. Summer is very near (the repeated 50degree/65degree weather proves it) and so much of my time has been occupied with social outings and romantic endeavors.

Work has been uninteresting to say the least, which is interesting considering that we're going through much turmoil and layoffs should be happening any day (and surprisingly should've in the last few weeks.) What is to happen to my near and dear workplace. Who knows. I hope to last through it but alas Starbucks has really good benefits.

Movie season has begun, and I'm doing okay on keeping up. So far, I've seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall (***), Indian Jones (***) and Iron Man (****.5). What I'm really waiting for are The Dark Knight and Wall-E. All of them have been thoroughly entertaining and pretty damn fabulous, but it's only gonna get better. Go see 'em, I implore you.

On the music front, the last month has been filled with concerts and now that Festival Season is heating up, I'll be fully vested in my musical interests.

Early this morning, actually, I got this idea. I play no musical intruments. But could I pull a Paris Hilton and make myself totally buzz worthy before I even learn to play, thus cementing my place in rock'n'roll history? Not likely, but it's a nice thought.
God I wish I had zero student loans so I could pursue music? Hell, I wish I would've known that my job at work would so often lead me to spacing off in music law law land.

Last night I went and saw Death Cab for Cutie at Millennium Park... good show, a bit cold. My highlight, surprisingly, wasn't the show but one of the security guards. After unsuccessfully seeking out a spot to smoke and being told that the entire Pavillion was non smoking, I surrendered my cravings. Until I saw everyone else on the lawn smoking of course. So I had a few. I think it was number two that, despite being in the middle of the lawn, was approached by a security guard. I thought he was going to ask me to put it out, but instead, all he said was "Your smoking is bothering the people behind you.' My response was "Okay" as I looked around to find the people behind, in front and to each side of me smoking.

I'm not quite sure he's in the right profession as he was the most passive-aggressive security guard I've ever had the pleasure of quareling (oh I'm sorry, discussing disagreements) with. But it was funny. I totally now want to write a skit about the Passive Aggressive Security Guard.
But I won't.

However, if I do, I'll pass it on here to you.

Beyond that, discs to make sure you check out are:
1. Cut/Copy: In Ghost Colors
2. The Presets: Appocalypso
3. Walter Meego: Voyager
4. The Ting Tings: We Started Nothing
5. Midnight Juggernauts: Dystopia
6. South: You Are Here
7. The Last Shadow Puppets: The Age of Understatement
8. Bitter:Sweet: Drama
9. Death Cab for Cutie: Narrow Stairs
10. Aimee Mann: @#x%x*! Smilers

That should keep you happy for summer. Or at least until I have something else to offer, which I'm sure will happen.

Best -
j